I am proud to introduce to you...
The newest member of the Taylor family...
Bruce Lee!
Those of you who are keeping up with our misadventures may recall Mikala mentioning the "moving centerpieces" from Anna's wedding the other weekend. Well, those centerpieces just happened to be the most adorable little Siamese Fighting Fish (hence the snappily monikered "Bruce").
These fish, also known as Betta fish, are pretty amazing. Here are a few Betta facts...
- Betta fish are the only pet fish that will recognise their owners face and swim up to it
- They can jump 3 inches out of the water to escape their bowls
- They change colour depending what mood they are in.
- They are carnivorous
- They HATE other Betta fish - that's why they are called Siamese Fighting Fish. Because they fight.
Unfortunately Bruce's style, much like his namesake, was the art of fighting... without fighting. After a few minutes of trying to freak the fish out with mirrors a less labor-intensive plan was divised...
A piscine, gladiatorial arena! The three combatants actually got quite lary, changing colour and puffing their fins up like scaly little Chuck Norrises.
Anyway, as the evening came to a close, the partygoers tripped home (and I mean tripped) with their fish in hand (I don't mean that - the fish were in the bowls, Stupid.)
The next morning it dawned on Mikala and I that trying to board an aeroplane with a fish might be problematic given the ridiculous post-9/11 restrictions on fluids... It looked like Bruce was for the flush...
Fortunately we hatched a cunning plan worthy of Lord Blackadder himself. (Cue Mission Impossible theme music...)
1615 hours: Bruce is transfered from his bowl to a 1 liter Tupperware container
1630 hours: Mikala and I check in while Ninna looks after "the package"
1645 hours: The merchandise is transfered from the Tupperware to an Airport-approved fluids bag containing 100ml of water (the legally allowed maximum amount of any single fluid)
1650 hours: We explain to the nice customs officials that x-rays are lethal to small fish and that Bruce was a wedding present (well... he was a present and we did get him at a wedding)
1655 hours: After a thorough inspection by the mildy entertained customs staff we are waved through - fortunately one of the x-ray operators keeps Betta fish and even advised us to open the bag a bit as Bettas actually like to breathe air through their mouths (I shit ye not).
1700 hours: Mikala and I hot-foot it to the nearest baby-change and prep Bruce's Tupperware with room-temperature mineral water and fish conditioner
1705 hours: Bruce is safe in his watery mobile home
1800 hours: board plane and relax - phew!
Fortunately fish, unlike lobsters, do not explode at altitude. Thank Christ.
2200 hours (PST): Bruce touches down safely in Vancouver. Hurrah!
Anyway, Bruce is now happily ensconced in his bowl, atop our dining-room table enjoying a healthy diet of blood-worms and other such fishy delights.
Now where did I put that mirror...