Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Duran Duran was in town last night! I am a 13 year-old girl again, not a sad 30+ something with too much disposable income! No!
Turned up early at the venue to collect my tickets and while waiting for Dan wandered over to where the tour buses were parked to check things out. You know, 'cos my GroupieDar (TM) was going off and it was soundcheck o'clock. A whole 7 minutes later, a van pulls in and Nick, Simon, John and Roger pour out, turning around to wave at us and smile. They didn't come over, sadly, but Nick sent their tour manager to us to ask if we were sorted for tickets. Nice chap! How awesome is my timing? Kind of Jean Grey/X-Men pyschic awesome.
The gig was amazing. And so it bloody well should be - we had fourth row centre tickets! Alas, my poor crappy camera was only up to half the task (and batteries died two songs in, though a lovely girl behind me gave me a pair to use for the rest of the show!) and got some pretty blurry shots, but still.
Highlights? Besides being that close to the *cough* "boys" so that I could see Roger Taylor chewing gum, Nick making weird vocoder sounds through "The Reflex", John scrunching his wrinkly face up and the big wheel of cheese that is Mr. Le Bon, I think Dan (so patient and lush for even coming with!) and I would both say the smiley bits were thus:
Turned up early at the venue to collect my tickets and while waiting for Dan wandered over to where the tour buses were parked to check things out. You know, 'cos my GroupieDar (TM) was going off and it was soundcheck o'clock. A whole 7 minutes later, a van pulls in and Nick, Simon, John and Roger pour out, turning around to wave at us and smile. They didn't come over, sadly, but Nick sent their tour manager to us to ask if we were sorted for tickets. Nice chap! How awesome is my timing? Kind of Jean Grey/X-Men pyschic awesome.
The gig was amazing. And so it bloody well should be - we had fourth row centre tickets! Alas, my poor crappy camera was only up to half the task (and batteries died two songs in, though a lovely girl behind me gave me a pair to use for the rest of the show!) and got some pretty blurry shots, but still.
Highlights? Besides being that close to the *cough* "boys" so that I could see Roger Taylor chewing gum, Nick making weird vocoder sounds through "The Reflex", John scrunching his wrinkly face up and the big wheel of cheese that is Mr. Le Bon, I think Dan (so patient and lush for even coming with!) and I would both say the smiley bits were thus:
- The three fans I met earlier in the afternoon outside the venue being the target of an Unknown Gunman attack. Seems that mere seconds after Dan and I left them to their stalk-age, they were pelted with paintballs from an undisclosed grassy knoll. Even the traffic police had to get involved! Could it be the guys from Spandau Ballet firing their jealousy shots? "I know this/much is/truuuuue/SPLAT!"
- The Kraftwerk-esque "homage" set where they all stood stage-front straddling keyboards and sequencers. They even played 80s minimalist rubbish track "Warm Leatherette" by Grace Jones! Oooee! Dan thought that bit was naff but I liked JT's "Dance Like Your Dad Doing the Robot" moves! ;-) "All She Wants Is" sounded particularly cool, too (see video!).
- The Bra. Not just any bra. Jupiter's mother's bra. A HUGE, ginormous, bigger-than-I-used-to-be frilly white bra with boulder holders larger than the solar system's biggest planet chucked up on stage. Cue Simon promptly trying not to die laughing as he lay it out at the foot of Nick's keyboards. Bless.
- JT remarking that Van seemed like a pretty nice place to live (he could stay with me, couldn't he?), and Simon quipping "And, have you noticed that there's lots of good-looking people here, too?" "Well, Simon," cooed John, "I hadn't actually thought of that, but you're right..."
- Simon winking and smiling like a goon at me several times. Even those around me noticed. One girl even turned back to see who he was making eyes at. Let's face it, with the first three rows filled with mingers or boyfriends of mingers, I was looking like a pretty tasty focus point. LOL! John was simply too dazzled by my beauty to do the same, alas.
- Simon's "adjustments". Dude honestly must have thought "If I pull my shirt out of my trousers to expose my fuzzy, blubbery midriff, then when I tuck it in, it'll simply look like I'm tucking in my shirt, instead of reaching round and giving my balls a good grab and hoist." That's right Porky, none of us noticed!